The Kjaorn Supremacy

Dear Fox News...

PLEASE STOP!

This is fucking ridiculous. Buddhism sucks? You want Tiger to find Jesus? Really? Come on. Just report the fucking news.

Visiting the past without a DeLorean. . .

I'm something like a modern day Marty McFly (minus the Oedipus Complex). Mosly 'cause I'm soo fly, but also cause I like to visit the past from time to time. Reminisce a little. Have a cup of tea and a good cry. Ya know?

I was perusing through one of my beat-up ol' Field Notes and found a conversation I had with my sister 2 years ago TODAY! That's right.

This is that conversation:

"You're an asshole, and I'm not getting you a Christmas present!" Christine volleyed.

"See if I care. I don't want your shitty Christmas present. Christmas isn't about fucking presents! It's about Jesus. . . and the fact of the matter is. . . I don't give a shit about him either, so fuck Christmas, fuck Jesus and fuck you!" I returned for the cross-court winner. Game. Set. Match, biaaaatch!

How do I feel about Christmas 2 years later? About the same actually; however, I do really dig mistletoe? Who wants to French kiss? Anybody?

Merry Christmas friends.

Love you.