The Kjaorn Supremacy

New Portfolio Cover

 BOOM! 

Christopher Holloran

Stumbled on this fine fellow's stuff and I'm efffin' diggin' it, like a lot, and stuff. Check out more HERE, or I'll kick you right square in the tits. Yeah.

I love you.

Jean-Michel Basquiat

I'm hardly an art expert. Far from it, but I can appreciate it and I know what I like. I dig this dude's style. Pretty fascinating fellow, really.

AFOL A Blocumentary

Better believe I was a lego-maniac. Yeah. Think moms slanged them shits at a garage sale when I was about 10 - without my permission I might add. I was bummed. Devastated really. Kinda like the time I went to my pop's house for summer break only to come back and find that she had given my dog away. Man's best friend, man! Gotta keep your eye on that lady. Believe it. Luckily I was able to hang on to my Star Wars action figures. Yep. Still got those suckers all up in the Darth Vader carrying case, and moms ain't comin' anywhere near 'em.

Pretty nerdy shit, but interesting. If you don't watch it through you'll miss the sweet "Monogamously Challenged" tee. Haha. Yeah right, buddy. And some sweaty man tits. Peep it.

AFOL A Blocumentary from AFOL on Vimeo.

Love you.

What would you do if you had eight days to live?

Dig the tunes. Dig the concept. These bros go pretty effin' big, although I think I could have quite a bit more fun with 30g's. They didn't even make it rain. What? Then again, I'm a fucking party animal. Duh.

MAKE THE GIRL DANCE [KILL ME] (official video)
by placeblancherec

Love you.

ASYMBOL GALLERY...

Radical. Check it out HERE.

BriAnne Wills is a better photographer than you...

And cooler. And prettier. Really dig her stuff.

Fellow U of O alum. Fellow J-Schooler as a matter of fact. U of O is so hot right now. So hot.

One time I was standing next to her at an awards banquet--I almost told her I loved her, but then I got scared.

Check out her stuff HERE. So good.

p.s. I love you.

Banksy's all up in Park City. . .

And he's leaving his mark.

Guess he has a film playing at Sundance. Peep the trailer:

Love you.

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST!

My head just exploded. Be careful kids. The amount of awesomeness you are about to experience is not healthy.

The dudes are Rad Omen. The video is Rad Anthem. The site is http://radomen.com/

Prepare for awesome. You're welcome.

RAD OMEN - "Rad Anthem" from Nicholaus Goossen on Vimeo.

50 People, One Question...

So, by the end of the day, what do you wish would happen?

Top 5: In The Snow

1. It. I've never actually made sweet, sweet love in the snow, but it is typically the funnest thing to do in most situations.

2. Snowboarding. Duh.

3. Getting sideways in the whip. Can't hardly beat doing cookies in a snow covered parking lot.

4. Sledding. Multiply the fun with a sixer of your finest local brews. Ninkasi really needs to get a brewery down here in the SLC. Winter, make it happen!

5. Snow ball fight. I love a good snow ball fight. Watch out for your boy. My cannon is comparable to Raul Mondesi in his prime. Believe it.

Honorable Mention: Build an igloo. Haven't done this yet. Want to fuckin' bad!

So friends, come on over. We can make most of this list happen in a day. If you don't want to do it in my igloo, that's cool I guess, but say you'll consider it? Say it...

Love you.

I Just Want My Childhood Back

I want this tee shirt. Well, and my childhood back.

The Art of Bryan M. Viveros

I totally fuckin' dig it. Check out more stuff HERE.

Mark Khaisman: Emily, Arielle and Helen

This image was created by layering packaging tape on plexiglass. Packaging tape on plexiglass. Yeah. Tape. It was then illuminated from behind. Amazing stuff. I don't even know what else to say really except for those beezies are fly. Nice work Mr. Khaisman. I dig it.