Don't go chasing waterfalls...

Or, do go chasing waterfalls. See if I care. I'm sorry. I take it back. I love you. Marry me? No? Uhhhh! French kiss? In my dreams??? Jeez laweez.

It's been awhile, kids. I'm a busy boy. Tryin' to get that scrilla. Chedda. Gouda. And stuff. I'm an idiot. Forgive me. I like yer butts.

Ookie dookie. Push play on the vid. Enjoy the beautiful and melodious melodies. Play with yer gens if ya wanna. And just scroll, kiddos. Scroll that stuff hard, or soft. Scroll at whatevers tempo you're comfortable with, actually. Today is your day. Yeah.

This is what I looks like when I'm camping at Diamond Lake.


This is what I look like when I'm all totally stoked that I found my bobber.


Told you I'd find it, jerksticks.


This is what I look like when I'm being really tough, yet contemplative. With a dash of constipation. I don't quite recall, but I believe that slight glimmer in my eyeballs may be a clue as to the state of my weiner, which I'm guessing was probably somewhere between semi and full-blown erection at the time this pic was taken. Prolly. I ferget. (Yer lucky that isn't my good side 'cause you'd probably have a totally huge boner/girl boner too! Prolly.)


This is what I look like when I'm fishing for Rainbow Trouts at Diamond Lake.


This is what I look like when I'm all at Crater Lake with my big bro and little sister.


This is what I look like when I'm at a waterfall with my favorite puppy dog in the whole wide world.


This is what I look like when I'm at the biggest waterfall any man ever seen!


This is what I look like when I'm at a waterfall and I have to poop really bad. Poop!


RIP Left Eye, 4eva. Pour out some liquor.

I love you.

Comments

[vibram five fingers]

So awesome. love these pics