So with recent declines in the stock market and the success of "Hollywood Chihuahua" at the box office many prophets, or late night television hosts rather, have been talking about an imminent apocalypse on the horizon. So I, being the hustler that I am, ask--how can a brother get ahead in this crazy, crumbling world? The answer was malt liquor. Yes, malt liquor.
When your 401k drops 50% what do you do? When you lose your house, what do you do? and etc. . . I'll tell you what you do--you drink malt liquor.
Oh yes, expect to see blue chip malt liquor brands such as Old English, St. Ides, and Schlitz to rake in unprecedented profits in the coming months. Invest now folks. You heard it here first.
Threw this little print ad together with this thought in mind. Mind you, it took five minutes so don't dare talk shit about my lazy art direction. I'm a CW anyways, give me a break.
*I will not assume any responsibility for your poor investments choices. Come on folks, this is Jake here, I'm a shit talker.*
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