My name is Jake. My friends call me Jake - despite my unrelenting
pleas to be referred to as Handsome Jake or The Thunder from Down
Gunder or Marty. So it goes. I'm a writer, amongst other things, which
include, but are not limited to the following: snowboarder, brother,
roller derby ref, friend, Harley rider, lover, carpenter, thinker and
doer, to name a few.
My favorite musical ensemble is the Wu-Tang Clan. Led Zeppelin is a
close second.
I make kick-ass tacos.
Arguing the merits of improbable, and often geographically impossible
animal battles brings me great delight. I can't prove it, but will
make a compelling argument that a Tiger could in fact totally pwnnn a
Grizzly Bear. Believe it.
I fucking dominate at Hungry Hungry Hippos.
When I get all growed up I'd like to be the best copywriter the
Universe has ever seen. Ever.
ping-pong, tacos, getting rad, shredding, smiling, making stuff, roller derby, fast women, cheap liquor, slaying trout, hitting the links, my motor bike